What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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