We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i wish my penis had a tongue
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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