theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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