i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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