i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
