even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
