I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Randomize
