i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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