I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I lost the right to judge tonight
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