sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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