She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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