Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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