There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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