is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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