why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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