I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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