I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize