I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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