im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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