Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
