people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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