bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ketchup is God's man juice
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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