this just has baby written all over it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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