Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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