I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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