I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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