CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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