The brown eye won't let me do that either.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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