Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
