you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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