So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
