I don't think brook has ever known best
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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