had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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