Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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