I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm just crazy horny about you
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm always down for nudity.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
