Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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