so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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