The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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