On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You've changed since you got that strap on
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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