no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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