But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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