how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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