Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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