So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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