1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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