also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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