"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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