ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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