i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
whose parrot is this?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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