so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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