So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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