everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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