why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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