I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
soo... how was my night?
there is glitter all over my balls
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