I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize