she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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