Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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