hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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