Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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